Johnny Walker Pumpkin. Dispensing mulled cider spiked with Johnny Walker.
Gosling's Rumpkin. Spiked cider on tap.
- Pimpin’ to Lozèrien kin
- Jacque-O’-Lanterne
- Squashy propaganda for the first Muslim president.
- Gourd Marnier. With spiked cider in a wine bladder within.
And now for something completely different:
- I’ve got nothing on Ray Villafane.
I love the Grand Marinier functional pumpkin, almost as much as I love Grand Marinier. Ahoy!
And I have to say this blog is phenomenal. Great design, layout, and attention to detail, and the picture are top notch. Touche!
Get rid of the political innuendo about Obama being muslim. That has no place on an otherwise outstanding website
Obama is not muslim unless you believe that if one’s father was a muslim from Kenya then that makes you a muslim from Kenya regardless of your place of birth and religious upbringing.
But that would make you someone who is ignorant with very poor judgement and limited intelligence.
I offer you this advice as a friend who would tell a friend that they have soiled themselves.
Dearest Simon.
Thank you for the illuminating comment regarding my pumpkin (watermelons weren’t in season). While I am decidedly ignorant of astronomy and other celestial whimsy, sadly I do not share your über right-wing contempt for Islam and Muslims as a whole based on self-righteous violence inspired by Christian crusaders, Timothy McVeigh and anti-abortion extremists. The fundamental virtues of Islam are pretty good as far as partying, dashiki’s and gang-bangs go and disparaging my commander-in-chief’s flavor of worship does little more than highlight the hopelessly abysmal depths of your intolerance. Perhaps you are infuriated and tainted by chancellor Merkel’s lesbian affair with the black muslim prostitute Sinnamon IceCream. Consider Islam and your taint will be cleansed.
There is no shame in adhering to the faith of Islam and your prejudice is exactly what is wrong with the world. You should be delighted that President Obama embraces Islam, which has provided moral refuge for thousands of incarcerated career criminals and a few top notch black athletes. The prophet Muhammad is, like, really awesome, probably really good at algebra and Jesus Christ, the ladder day saints and the Smurfs can suck it. Allah, much like a bowl of Frosted Flakes with figs and cocaine is grrrreat!
In all likelihood, you are a sodomite and racist. Or both. Either way, your readership is cherished.
God Bless you.
You’ll need it when Obama pilots your plane to hell.
-just kidding