Employment sought

Will work to pay rent.

Cancerous greed has deflated the country’s economy and America’s philistine pizza-burger mascot has left me hopelessly unemployed for 6 weeks with the last of savings about to run out. Despite the epicurean content here and qualifications, I can not find a restaurant job in 3rd rate recession-proof Washington, DC that doesn’t neuter me of any integrity.  Assistance finding a prep, butcher, working chef job or any means through which I can support myself through the bullshit holidays would be very much appreciated.

Resumé, repertoire, references and such on request.